A very embarrassing speech.

One morning, at half past, was held that the institute already had 50 years and friends say I had a speech in front of all students. Asusual, I was very embarrassed if I got it right. First, 5 students came and said his speech, then I called and got on stage. I started talking and everything was going well until, as we were in the school yard, a bird crapped on my head. All the students laughed, but I quickly went to clean my head.Then I woke up and discovered it was all just anightmare and went to school as if nothing had happened.